- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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