- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

have safe sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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