A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

speech and debate.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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