Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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69

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Weed.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Hail Heetluh

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Anti Joke

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