- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Fart

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

A woman wears a dress.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

You having friends.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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