- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Trump will make America great again.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!