- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a christmas tree.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Terraria

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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