- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

who's a slut... you're mom

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Oakland Raiders

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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