- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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