Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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