What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

heat!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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