- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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