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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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