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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there?

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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