A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Internet Explorer

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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