Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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