A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Haha, I get it..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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