What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Im gay What about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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