- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

your life

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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