A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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anus

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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