A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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Justin

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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so how about that irline food

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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