T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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