Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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