- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

knock knock whos their a person

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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