The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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