- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

hi

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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