you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Terraria

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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