What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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