how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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