What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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