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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

i was molested.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

I went to the store and I fell

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