Religion

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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my bubbles!

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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