- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

i said wut wut in the butt!

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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