Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Dick Chaney

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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