Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

I have a horse.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

A midget walked under a bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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