What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Women's Professional _________

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Abortion

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Your Face... It's Beautiful.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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