Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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I've got a boner

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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a Jew had a small nose

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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