A Woman out of the kitchen

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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women's rights

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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acuna

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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