A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Caitlyn.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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penis

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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