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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Women's Rights

Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

my bubbles!

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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