How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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