John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Womens rights

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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hi hi strager danger

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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