Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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poop.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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