What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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