What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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I've got a boner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Caitlyn.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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