YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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this site is funny.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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