What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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pubic lice.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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