- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Invisible Television.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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