4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

japan4.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

Punch line.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

Ted Haggard.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Anti Joke

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