Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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