- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

a Jew had a small nose

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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