- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Cole is "good" at soccer

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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