- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

your mommy so gehto shes black

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

Eating chicken off a baby's ass

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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