Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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penis

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Anti Joke

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