- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

I went to work today....

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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