- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

VAL SUCKS

Don't believe in Atheists.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Jews

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I regret everything.....

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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