Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

nice tits.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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