- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

squash squash who squash my ass

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

VAL SUCKS

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Jews

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Don't believe in Atheists.

The New York Giants

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